Friday, June 15, 2012

MAN, MACHINE and MONSTER (virus)!

My friend's claim to vanquishing the virus on his machine:

My virus and I,
My virus and I,
We feinted and fought 'cross a virtual sky, But comes a time to say goodbye; Whack-a-mole, Whack-a-mole, Die Die Die!

I found a way to get rid of my virus, so I can use my new machine again!
Yay!
(Life is made of little conquests).

My response to his email (please note quick turnaround is the key to success! :) ) :


Night Raider, O' Night Raider...
Darth Vader of the night...
beware for lay no trust on viruses
for many a kind that lurk unbeknownst thee
for might they take a respite for a while, but all the same
return with a vengeance to challenge thy fame...

Dip a chip in the dark hole (microsoft) of viruses wary eyed...
rest assured for it will be fried..
for it will be fried!

Get off your (compensation) workbench, and rest awhile
for all you know before the sun glows
your machine would be gawk'o'mole,
mind you O great Lord - It'll be gawk'o'mole'
splattered across the skies of the night...

Alas! It'll be gawk'o'mole across the skies
Burning bright...
for it will be fried!